A whispered conversation on stage during the musical interlude in the middle of a USO show at a small base way up north:
I still can’t believe I let you talk me into this.
Please, can we talk about this later. Now strike a pose!
I’m just saying, this is ridiculous.
You’re the one who said we should get away for the Holidays. Some snowy cozy resort is what you said.
Well this is not what I meant.
Well, you left it up to me to make the arrangements and this is what we could afford –in fact they are paying us.
Oh, hush …and smile!
I can’t even sing!
First, duh, they are not paying us to sing sweet cheeks. Just shake your booty and everyone will be happy. And second, it’s called lip synching… singing is so 1970s.
<Sigh> If we have to work for the USO over the holidays couldn’t we have visited the troops in Hawaii?
Not when you volunteer on the first of December! You have to take what is available.
But I’m freezing my tush off here baby.
Aww, I will take care of that for you after the show sweetie.
Mmmmm, that will be nice, the two of us in a nice cozy big soft bed with a big down comforter and a nice fire.
Umm, well, its not exactly a big soft bed.
More like a cot…. But I got us an extra large sleeping bag to share and there is a space heater! Now be quiet and focus on entertaining the boys.
They are not boys they are toys!
Baby, I told you they are soldiers and we are here to give them a show.
No they are not… they are toy soldiers… big wooden ones!
Well what kind of soldiers do expect to find here at the North Pole. Plus, we are a big hit, just look at those smiles!
They are painted on.
Okay...so they are wooden, ...and I bet that it is hard wood!
<gasp> Get your mind out of the gutter you slut!
Don’t call me a slut!… who was making eyes at that cute little elf in the short green skirt?
I was just noticing how nicely her suit was cut!
You were just noticing how she would look without the suit on!
Now stop complaining, remember we we are here for the boys!
No, we're here for the toys!
Whatever... Shut up and just SING!
₰”Silver Bells… Silver Bells....” ₰
Loosely inspired by the Bette Midler movie "For the Boys"
The first of several holiday renders I hope to post over the next few weeks. This one features my EthereaS
and Donna D models.
Hope you enjoy and Happy Holidays to everyone who visits my page!
Daz3d->Reality->Lux Render with two v4 models.